جوک انگلیسی کوتاه : معلم و شاگرد

 

چندین جوک انگلیسی کوتاه

Teacher-Student Jokes

جوک انگلیسی کوتاه

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : “HIJKLMNO”!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE : Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : George!

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’thave ten years ago. WILLY : Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. SAMMY : You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? JOSE : Don’t bite any.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”. ELLEN : I is… TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.” ELLEN : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you? JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have? CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

 

 

spell = هجی کردن

crocodile = تمساح

wrong = اشتباه

ask = پرسیدن

chemical formula = فرمول شیمیایی

map = نقشه

North America = آمریکای شمالی

correct = درست

dicover = کشف کردن

name = نام بردن

important = مهم

dirty = کثیف

to get dirty = کثیف شدن

closer =نزدیکتر

ground = زمین

to be late = تاخیر داشتن

sign = علامت

to go slow = آهسته رفتن

ahead = پیش رو

in the dark = در تاریکی

report card = کارنامه

box = جعبه

snake = مار

fool (somebody) = گول زدن

feet = پا

prevent = جلوگیری کردن

disease = بیماری

cause = سبب شدن

biting insects = حشرات گزنده

bite = گزیدن

sentence = جمله

ninth = نهمین

letter = حرف الفبا

alphabet = حروف الفبا

swallow =بلعیدن

money = پول

lunch = ناهار

orange = پرتقال

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